Feb 12, 2008

funny music

"Hello, everybody♪ Welcome to the cemetery!! If you are good, you`ll go to heaven! If you are bad, you`ll go to hell(o), everybody♪ Welcome to the cemetery!! If you are good, you`ll go to heaven! If you are bad, you`ll go to hell(o), everybody♪ Welcome to the cemetery!! If you are....."

and repeat forever!?

Feb 11, 2008

funny quiz

Here is a pig created by 11 toothpicks.
Question 1
Suppose this pig was run over by a car.
By moving only 2 toothpicks, can you describe the dead body of thispig?
Question 2
Now the pig is facing the left side.
By moving only 2 toothpicks, can you turn the pig face to the rightside?
(Warning) The pig`s tail must be from the middle of the pig`s hip.
These answers will be posted in 10 days!! See you then.

funny story 2

Two young ladies, college age, summer trip, Scotland. Just left the hostel, did their little choires and down the road they go. They go around a corner, and here is this dog, beautiful Scotchman, sounds asleep. He`d had a good night. And they stop and look, and God, he`s a fine-looking guy and he`s wearing a kilt. And they look at each other and giggle, "Well, we`ll never have a better chance." Then they pick up the kilt and sure enough, in the altogether. Wow!! And they look at each other again, and one has a little blue ribbon in her hair. And she says, "We can`t pass this up." So one of the girls lifts up the skirt, and the other girl with the blue hair ribbon makes a lovely bow "right there." And off they go, giggling again.

Later he wakes up. And he`s had a wonderful nap and he`s ready to go on his way and he starts down the street, and he`s walking, he feels a little tickle. He stops, reflects, then go ahead, and feels the tickle again. And he he looks and he says, "Good laddie! Now, I don`t know where you've been, but I`m certainly proud you won first prize!"

funny story 1

There`s this guy sitting in his living room one day, and he hears a little tiny knock on the door and he goes to the door and he looks right and he looks left. And there`s nobody there, but there`s a snail down on his welcome mat. So he picks up the snail and he tosses it out in the yard.

So about a year and a half later, he`s sitting in his living room and he hears a little tiny knock on the door. And he opens it up and he looks left and he looks right, there`s nobody there, and he looks down, and there`s a snail on the mat. And the snail looks up at him and says, "What was that all about?"