Two young ladies, college age, summer trip, Scotland. Just left the hostel, did their little choires and down the road they go. They go around a corner, and here is this dog, beautiful Scotchman, sounds asleep. He`d had a good night. And they stop and look, and God, he`s a fine-looking guy and he`s wearing a kilt. And they look at each other and giggle, "Well, we`ll never have a better chance." Then they pick up the kilt and sure enough, in the altogether. Wow!! And they look at each other again, and one has a little blue ribbon in her hair. And she says, "We can`t pass this up." So one of the girls lifts up the skirt, and the other girl with the blue hair ribbon makes a lovely bow "right there." And off they go, giggling again.
Later he wakes up. And he`s had a wonderful nap and he`s ready to go on his way and he starts down the street, and he`s walking, he feels a little tickle. He stops, reflects, then go ahead, and feels the tickle again. And he he looks and he says, "Good laddie! Now, I don`t know where you've been, but I`m certainly proud you won first prize!"
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